March 22, 2012
I’m single, again.

Give me a week. I’ll start dating some hipster that I’m “eh” about until I find someonee I really like. Most people have rebound sex. I like a rebound relationship.

And in another five years, maybe I’ll find someone who doesn’t do shitty shit. Amirite?

Fuck everything. I’m sad and drinking. Talk dirty to me.

 Please?